Extra! Extra! Not all of Oklahoma is backward and crazy!

So says our friend Edward Copeland, who reports that the state that has elected Jim "global warming is a hoax" Inhofe and Tom "lesbian schoolgirls are doing it in the washrooms" Coburn to the Senate has -- believe it or not -- elected its very first "openly gay representative" to the state legislature.

In a related story, which is just now coming across the weather wire, Hell is expecting a high of -1 today.