Neuticles

By Heraclitus

Strange but true, a company called Neuticles makes synthetic testicles for implant in neutered pets (or bulls). Their website isn't as amusing as one might hope, but it's still worth poking around for a few minutes. Their slogan seems to be "With Neuticles, it's like nothing ever changed." I can only imagine the reaction of a dog to that, if he could talk. "It's like nothing ever changed? Like nothing ever changed? The hell it didn't -- you cut my fucking balls off, you son of a bitch!!"

Via Lewis Black on Conan last night.