Wednesday, October 17, 2007

All in the Cheney-Obama-Bush Family

By Michael J.W. Stickings

So this is, uh, weird: Lynne Cheney is claiming that her husband (that would be Dick) and Barack Obama are... related? Cousins or something. Goes back eight generations.

And I'd forgotten this: Obama and Bush are related, 11th cousins.

Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton is claiming that his wife (that would be Hillary) is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, the living embodiment of the Holy Grail.

In related news, The Da Vinci Code sucked.

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